R.I.P. Walter C. Wonker

I lived for each moment
I slaved to sate my appetites,
I regret nothing;
Only pleasures remembered.

I attended church;
Received the pastor’s blessing,
Dropped a dime in the offering,
And sinned on Monday . . .

Loved my wife,
Screwed my mistresses,
Destroyed my sons;
Pimped my daughters.

Greed is Good,
Lust is Love,
Sex is Sincere,
Trademarks are Truth.

Fox is Factual,
Miss America is a Journalist,
God is a black Oldsmobile,
With gold and silver trim.

I ate it all,
Savored none of it,
And took it with me to the grave.
Die young suckers!

Copyright © 2007, 2008 by John Merryweather Cooper. All Rights Reserved.

One Response to “R.I.P. Walter C. Wonker”

  1. Very dark, and very good…

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