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Civilian Wear of Military Uniforms in Public

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

Yesterday and today, I saw a Caucasian male of high school age wearing the pants and upper of a late-model set of BDU’s (Battle Dress Uniform) in Port Orchard and Gig Harbor, Washington.  I could tell he was a civilian because:  1) he was wearing his pants with a “fashionable” sag desired by wana-be gang bangers; 2) his cap and shoes were decidely not military issue; 3) he was walking along One Mile in Port Orchard with a decidely non military (and very small)  pack; 4) the next day he was hanging with “buds” at the Gig Harbor Petco.

I confess that I was irriated enough by this individual that my wife and my family left the Petco before I could jack this pseudo soldier up.

Now technically, 10 U.S.C. section 771 makes this individual’s behavior illegal, but like a lot of things in life legal, finding a prosecutor who will drop the hammer on such an individual is probably more difficult than winning at Powerball.

Nevertheless, I feel dishonored and frustrated by this punk.  If he we’re making a political statement, I’d be more comfortable, but wearing BDU’s like trash really yanks my chain.

The New Nobility and the Third Estate–Class Loyalty Trumps the Truth

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

There is a furor today (along with the inevitable “counter-furor” by the NeoCon Blogs), over Bob Schieffer’s kid-gloves treatment of Senator Joe Libermann on Face the Nation. Senator Liebermann was acting as a spokesperson for Republican Presidential Nominee Senator John McCain. Retired General Wes Clark was acting as a spokesperson for Democratic Presidential Nominee Senator Barack Obama. (Yes, it is true that neither is formally the nominee–but the emphasis is on formality.) In a classic division of styles, Senator Liebermann was lead with friendly questions he could essentially “yeah” or “ney.” By contrast, General Clark, was challenged from the get go in a manner that made it clear that Mr. Schieffer wanted no credibility to attach to Senator Obama’s spokesperson in any fashion.
Bob Schieffer’s soft-pedalling of Senator Joe Liebermann is not too surprising. Bob Schieffer is a Texan and the older brother of Tom Schieffer. Guess who he was at one time in business with? George W. Bush. The now President “W” appointed Tom Schieffer first as Ambassador to Australia and currently as Ambassador to Japan.

Ironically, Mr. Schieffer’s tactics may turn out to backfire. They served to highlight and emphasize General Clark’s position that Senator McCain’s military service does not especially qualify him for President. Perhaps a better strategy would have been to ignore Senator McCain’s military record.

Often, Americans conflate service to the country (which Senator McCain undeniably delivered to a high degree) with a successful military career (and his military career is at least debatable). I would prefer to defeat Senator McCain on his policies which would be W++. But I would also like a less stilted and one-sided debate. Bob Schieffer should be disqualified from moderating in these circumstances. He all but sits in the inner circle of the “W”’s power, and his loyalty to the rest of us–the Third Estate–is nil.

From Bob Schieffer’s point of view, we don’t deserve the truth (or even an honest debate). We deserve another 4 years of Republican disaster.

The Futility of Mandatory Prenuptial Agreements

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

Prenuptial agreements carry such power to gravely wrong a weaker party to a marriage, that most courts will go out of their way to void them.

This tendency to become void creates unique problems for prenuptial agreements. First, attorneys with any functional neurons are loath to draft one since the affect on their malpractice insurance is second only to writing wills. To make it crystal clear, attorneys regularly get sued for malpractice over both prenuptials and wills. The reasons for this are obvious. Both marriage/divorce and death are emotionally charged events. People who are disappointed during these life-changing events tend to be very, very disappointed. In fact, they tend to be so disappointed that they are willing to take out a big chunk of change to pay another attorney to “get even.”

So, you might inquire, why not just skip the attorney and draft it ourselves? Well, here we come to the favorite reason judges void prenuptial agreements. It is common in many states that a prenuptial agreement will be void if the weaker party to agreement has not been expressly given the opportunity to have a lawyer review the agreement. In fact, just recommending “go see a lawyer” isn’t good enough for most judges. The courts expect that an appointment with an impartial attorney be made at a time convenient to the weaker party. If he/she blows off the appointment, shame on them. But if the stronger party doesn’t set him/her up with appropriate counsel, the prenuptial will hit the trash can “void.”

Secondly, the weaker party has enforceable rights by statute and/or by common law in most jurisdictions, and most courts are going to treat any agreement as “illegal” or “pseudo-illegal” since it is an attempt to deprive the weaker party of his/her guaranteed share. For example, in all community property states, the weaker party’s share defaults to 50%. Even in separate property jurisdictions, most of them have adopted some form of the model divorce code that provides for “quasi-community” property that effectively creates nearly a 50% share in most cases. Any prenuptial agreement that strays far from these legal guarantees is going to be voided.

Third, the courts will work hard to find a lack of consideration being exchanged by the parties for the prenuptial agreement. To put it another way, generally the stronger party gets all the benefit, and the weaker party carries all the risk. Since such agreements tend to be strong armed and not negotiated at “arms length,” the courts are again loath to enforce them. Moreover, because of the emotional state of one or both parties at a marriage (somebody is usually very, very happy), the courts will sometimes say that no “meeting of the minds” on the agreement was possible.

So what about all those prenuptials you hear about? Well, the rich and the famous really do live in a different world when it comes to dissolution law. Generally, the courts rationalize by saying that both parties were knowledgeable enough and had enough of their own resources to make such an agreement fair. But even then, a prenuptial agreement is a risky document barely worth the paper it is written on.

In the real world of ordinary people, prenuptial agreements are worthless. Requiring them in all marriages will have the opposite effect intended. Instead of streamlining divorce, it will create one more matter for both parties to throw huge sums of money at while venting their rage. It will also create guaranteed income for any attorney with no malpractice insurance and only half a brain.

R.I.P. Walter C. Wonker

Friday, May 4th, 2007
I lived for each moment
I slaved to sate my appetites,
I regret nothing;
Only pleasures remembered.

I attended church;
Received the pastor’s blessing,
Dropped a dime in the offering,
And sinned on Monday . . .

Loved my wife,
Screwed my mistresses,
Destroyed my sons;
Pimped my daughters.

Greed is Good,
Lust is Love,
Sex is Sincere,
Trademarks are Truth.

Fox is Factual,
Miss America is a Journalist,
God is a black Oldsmobile,
With gold and silver trim.

I ate it all,
Savored none of it,
And took it with me to the grave.
Die young suckers!

Copyright © 2007, 2008 by John Merryweather Cooper. All Rights Reserved.

Lost and Not Found

Friday, May 4th, 2007
On the black rook over pit dark a hero stands.
Oar in right hand steel in left fist forlorn vigil
Screaming at last dark defiant hail Ulysses!
Ever battles lost, and not found lost, and not found
     
Both hands hold rudder searching for home running the wind
Mariner sails gray rack wind blows forlorn duty
Screaming at last sea-surrendered hail Ulysses!
Ever battles lost, and not found lost, and not found
     
Achilles’ fate deathless lying leaving a curse
Ever wandering rolling a toss never resting
Screaming at last fates forgiven hail Ulysses!
Ever battles lost, and not found lost, and not found
     
Penelope! Remembered long love in the mist
Buttress’d by oak weak heart failing never trusting
Screaming at last passion’s pleading hail Ulysses!
Ever battles lost, and not found lost, and not found
     
Telemachus! Oh no, my son! Immortal gift
Proud and loyal dark heart hides him never blessing
Screaming at last heart a-hammering hail Ulysses!
Ever battles lost, and not found lost, and not found
     
Homer’s dark hell cannot come home life so empty
Justice a farce end not written death demanding
Screaming at last final foretaste hail Ulysses!
Ever battles lost, and not found lost, and not found
     
Where’s the beacon? mariner’s hope light to lead on
Pride snuffed out the fallen God untimely death
Screaming at last the end has come folly forsakes
Us, left to die Hail Ulysses! The last goodbye
     
Hail Ulysses! And hail again . . . clever warrior
Matchless valor that never ends that never ends
That never ends that ne-ver ends that ne-v-er ends . . .

Copyright © 2007 by John Merryweather Cooper. All Rights Reserved.

The Trip

Friday, May 4th, 2007

“I need you to appear before Judge Whaler in Blossom City Superior Court,” directed Blair. As the managing partner for the firm, his directives to an associate were like a general’s orders. “I’m representing the ‘Kiddie Ripper’ up there and I need you to appear at the status conference.”

“Let me guess, ‘Kiddie Ripper’s up for child rape,” replied Kevin with a hint of sarcasm. Maxim Law Offices had represented the ‘Kiddie Ripper’ for a long, long time. He paid his substantial retainer regularly, and in return Blair kept him off the S.O.L., the Sexual Offenders List, and out of jail. It also helped considerably that the “Kiddie Ripper” held powerful positions in both county government and the LDS Church. Up in the sparsely occupied North, he belonged to the untouchable class.

“Yes,” smirked Blair. “Seven counts of Child Rape One, seven counts of Kidnapping Two, and one hundred fifty-two counts of Possessing Child Porn,” he intoned. “Dave has already posted $10,000 cash bail for him, so he’s out. You just need to make sure he shows up and the trial is postponed until Dave can interview all the ‘witnesses’.” The firm’s in-house private investigator, Dave, a product of MI-6, was considerably more resourceful and lethal than his grandfatherly appearance would indicate.

“What time?”

“Morning Felony Docket, same bat-time, same bat-place.”

“Where do I find ‘Kiddie Ripper’?”

“He better be their on time–he’s first up. Otherwise, he gets his ass plastered all over The Tribune.”

“Cool.”

“Shelley has the file.”

Kevin has a long, six-hour drive to Blossom City, too far to manage the day of the hearing. Usually that didn’t matter, but a lot of trouble had been taken to shield “Kiddie Ripper” from the public and so time was of the essence. The Road would take him over, by a small ferry, Dead Presidio Lake, which was famed for its ice-blue deep color and its fantastic depth. Once upon a time, the Road, a rural, two-lane highway, ran straight across the wetlands over a causeway, but the Presidio had had the valley flooded to a depth of over a thousand feet. The span of water was way too vast for a bridge, and the perimeter of Dead Presidio Lake was way too lengthy to efficiently drive around. At least the ferry ride was free. He’d get started after lunch while the sun was still high in the sky. The docket would be the next day–Friday the Thirteenth.

Kevin surprised himself with the ease with which his wife Barbara “lent” him the 4Runner(tm). Usually, she insisted on keeping the SUV so that she could go around and gossip with her friends or go shopping at “Nordy’s.” Never mind that Kevin now earned every red cent the couple had. Barbara hadn’t been a wage-earning prosecutor in more than a year.  But she had said, “Sure, honey” with a smile. For some reason, her smile troubled Kevin greatly.

He piled the file, a fresh suit, and himself into the SUV and headed off. Kevin thought of the Road as a boring drive through endlessly flat, featureless terrain. Just like his damned life.

Kevin had just passed the point where the main county highway “Y’ed” off to the left and onto the Road. The Road here was an empty, featureless strech of two-lane blacktop, bordered on both sides by the stubble of harvested wheat as far as the eye could see. It ran all the way to Dead Presidio Lake like this with not a bend nor a dip to break the emptiness. Time for Kevin to think, always too much time was given to him to think on the Road.

In his mind, his marriage leapt first and foremost, unbidden. His greatest disaster was his marriage. His mind flinched, and he was aware of an almost imperceptible softening of the horizon above the Road. There was nothing unusual about this to him–there always existed a haze above Dead Presidio Lake. “Not a car in sight,” he reassured himself.

But Kevin’s marriage lay beyond consoling. Barbara was even more sadistic than her name implied. She existed only as a bundle of demands always to be satiated. She seldom offered anything of herself anymore. True, Kevin still passionately loved her. A love she returned with her fists and her vile wit, always ready to take advantage of a good man’s conditioning that striking a woman was worse than death. Just last night she had peppered his chest with her knotted fists. All this from his love because he “only” made $4,800 this month. “What does it take to make her happy, really happy?” he demanded of himself. He had no answer.

He hated being Blair’s errand-boy. Kevin had been a loyal associate of Maxim Law Offices for nearly three years now, and yet he still had only a part-time secretary and a tiny little office that used to be the cloakroom back when the building had been the biggest whorehouse in town. But that was the way of it: junior attorneys existed solely to provide “leverage” to senior attorneys so that the partners could rake in the money while the associates baked in all the work. “Strange,” Kevin observed to himself. “I haven’t seen any signs lately. I must have missed them.” He’d miss the work more. Another four years, at least, before he had any chance of making junior partner. Another four years of hell . . ..

It was then that Kevin noticed that the Road seemed to float on a sea–was is wheat or water? The Road didn’t reach the horizon; it slowly faded into the “sea.” Kevin felt himself slowing, the SUV slowing down. Accelerating did no good–the SUV simply kept slowing down on the Road.

But the 4Runner(tm) didn’t stop–Kevin would never stop–people depended on him and he was one to honor his commitments. He started to notice that it was getting a little hard to breath, and the heater seemed to have gone strangely cold, causing a chill to rush through the SUV.

It was getting still more difficult to breath, but Kevin was doggedly determined to reach his destination. He wouldn’t let mere physical discomforts stop him. He would cross over the road; nothing was going to stop him! Then black . . ..

DATELINE (Dead Presidio Lake)–Witnesses all report that they had never seen anything like it. A well-dressed man driving a dark green Toyota 4Runner(tm) drove right down the Road and off the ferry into the lake without the slightest hesitation. The Kennedy County Sheriff said that recovery of the SUV was “improbable” give the great depth of Lake Dead Presidio. No body has surfaced, and many locals have speculated that the mysterious driver had already passed through the spinning turbine blades and on to the sea.

DATELINE (Blossom County Superior Court)–The man known as the “Kiddie Ripper” implicated Judge Whaler in open court today as his accomplice in a child slavery and pornography ring that has apparently been operating inside a local church for more than thirty years. Judge Whaler, on hearing this, recused himself from further hearings in the matter, retired to his chambers, and discharged both barrels of a sawed-off 12 guage filled with water into his chest. Details at Eleven . . ..

Barbara was jubilant . . . with the payout of the ten million dollar policy Kevin had on his life, she was rich beyond her wildest dreams. Time to go to Nordy’s . . .

She would have to get rid of the dog though. She hated the dog, Kevin’s favorite named “Stengal.” The dog reminded her of the worthless man she had been married to. All that distasteful sex, the anniversaries he always “surprised” her with (she loathed such predictable shows of affection), and the simple love letters Kevin constantly wrote to her. Just like the rubbing, the excited pose, and those warm, brown eyes that gazed up at her every day.

She wouldn’t miss him. She grabbed her purse, made sure the credit cards were all in it, and prepared to “shop ’til she dropped,” as she liked to put it.

Copyright © 2007, 2008 by John Merryweather Cooper. All Rights Reserved.

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